I’ve noticed over the last few months a lot of the conversations I have with myself, and sometimes with others (“others” being Coral and the kids), involve me tossing in the fact that “a year from now we’ll have a ___ month old baby.” This afternoon was no different except that with our due date right around the corner I said, “a year from now we’ll have a baby that is almost a year old.”
Evy responded to my obvious observation with, “can we take it to Disneyland for it’s birthday?”
“No way. That kid won’t know the difference between Disneyland and a bathroom.”