Pop Tarts Are Better Toasted…
Conversation with James this morning while he was “making” his “lunch”.
Me: Did you just put a toasted Pop Tart in a baggie?
James: Yes.
Me: Why?
James: I thought it would be better toasted.
Me: But you’re not eating it right now?
James: No, it’s for lunch.
And this is the point when I have to resist banging my head against a wall.

