Riding my bike this morning I turned onto a quiet little side street to stay away from the 8am traffic. It didn’t work though. I heard a motorcycle behind me and for some reason it wasn’t passing me. Wanting to be alone on the road I was getting perturbed, so I turned around to see what all the fuss was about. You know what it was? That dude from Big Trouble In Little China was following me!
I was honored. And scared! I mean, the last thing I need is the ghost of Egg Shen following me around all creepy like.