Posts Tagged ‘etsy’

Old School Art Revisted

Here are a couple of old school drawings (circa 2004) resurrected from the depths of my storage bin. From time to time I happen upon old drawings on loose paper and sometimes, like an old toy, it’s fun to dust them off and play with them for a bit. Some of these drawings I come across get brought back to life by being mounted on a wood panel and then get coated in a clear glossy resin. Then I put them out into the world at dirt cheap prices. Like this…


“No Friends”
6″ x 6″ – mixed media on wood
$30, plus shipping – Purchase here.


“Sad Gang”
5″ x 7″ – mixed media on wood
$30, plus shipping – Purchase here.

Thanks for looking!
– Jeff

Let’s Talk About Shirts

I love t-shirts, but who doesn’t? Nobody, that’s who. In case you don’t look at my etsy shop every single day (which you should be doing), I thought I would tell you about the shirts I have available. There are only two designs at the moment, so this won’t be a very long post.

This first one is called “Let’s Kick It”.

As of this very second I only have 5 left in women’s. Size large and xl are available right here.

For the men I still have 8 in stock in small, large and xl, which can be purchased right here.

The second shirt is to help keep our gallery/studio alive. That’s right, the Fiasco shirt!


This is available as a unisex shirt in sizes medium, large and xl. The Fiasco shirt is available right here.

As of now that’s all I have in the way of shirts, so if you are tired of walking around topless feel free to cover your bare chest with one of these beauties.

Thanks for looking!
– Jeff

New Paintings And Some Collabs With Neal Breton

2014 is off to a good start. Here are my first completed paintings of the new year.


“Mr. Hoot Hoot”
5″ x 7″ – mixed media on wood
$75, plus shipping
Available online right here.


“New Beginnings”
8″ x 10″ – mixed media on wood
Sold!

That’s it for 2014 paintings, but I do have these collaboration pieces I made with Neal Breton. A couple of months ago we had a fundraising campaign on Indiegogo and these 5″ x 7″ pieces were some of the rewards we offered.

That’s all the artsy news I have for now.

Thanks for tuning in!
– Jeff

Brand Spanking New Original Paintings

It’s been busy over here! I just added some new work to my online shop. To purchase any of these pieces (Christmas is right around the corner, hint hint!) simply click on the image and you’ll magically be taken to that exact painting in my shop.


“Nice To Meet You”
8″ x 8″ – mixed media on wood
$100, plus shipping. Order here.


“Three’s A Crowd”
12″ x 12″ – mixed media on wood
$200, plus shipping. Order here.


“Sleep Tight”
8″ x 11.25″ – mixed media on wood
$100, plus shipping. Order here.

Keep in mind, these are all one-of-a-kind original paintings. Once they are sold that is it, they’re gone forever.

Thanks for looking!
– Jeff

The 2nd Annual Claassen 24 Hour Half Off Art Sale!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! EVERYTHING in my online shop is HALF OFF for the next 24 hours. Why? Because I love you, duh!

Remember, to receive 50% off your order you NEED to enter this coupon code during the checkout process: LUCKYME13

It’s just that easy.

The last 24 hours (between diaper changes, picking kids up from school and eating way too many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches) have been spent beefing up my shop with so many fresh artsy goodies it will make your head spin. At the time of this writing there are 187 available items. That’s everything from original paintings and limited edition prints to handmade wallets and sticker packs. This only happens once a year, so it’s a great chance to stock up on gifts at half off.

Honestly, I can’t thank all of you enough for the amount of support you’ve given me over the years. Thank you so much!

Happy Shopping!!!

– Jeff

Pretty Sneaky. Better Not Turn Your Back.

These two paintings have been sitting around for about three months. They weren’t quite finished, so I had them stored in a shoe box during our move. Like a hidden treasure I found them buried in the garage under a pile of trash bags filled with clothes that we haven’t unpacked yet. Here’s the first one.

I’m calling it “Pretty Sneaky” because, let’s face it, that dude looks quite mischievous.
It’s $65, plus shipping and is available online at:
www.etsy.com/listing/162184273/original-pretty-sneaky

This next one I thought was hilarious because it turned out looking like a blue Jabba The Hutt with an afro.

I’m calling it “Turn Your Back” because that’s what he wants you to do so that he can rob you. You can’t trust an afro wearing Jabba The Hutt. I don’t care how strong the force is with you.
It’s $65, plus shipping and is available online at:
www.etsy.com/listing/162174530/original-turn-your-back

Thanks for looking!
– Jeff

It’s T-Shirt Time!

SALE! Faces In The Sky Mens Shirt

I’ve been going through some boxes the past couple of days and in my digging around I found some of these shirts. If I remember correctly I printed these in 2011. I only found 3 in a men’s size medium and I put them up on etsy for $9 each, with free shipping to any US address.

To order please visit the shop.

Thanks for looking!
– Jeff

Let’s Skank With Tim Armstrong


“Let’s Skank”
6″ x 6″ – mixed media on wood, signed on the back.
$65, plus shipping

This guy unintentionally ended up looking like Tim Armstrong to me, from Operation Ivy and Rancid fame, which should explain the title, “Let’s Skank”.

According to Urban Dicitonary:
“Skanking” – The bizarre, wild dance done to the music known as Ska. Not to be confused with a, “skank” skanking resembles running in place while flailing your arms. While popular at Ska shows, it is more acceptable at other mixed venues to simply join the mosh. Unskilled skankers are sometimes mistaken for seizure victims.

This is a one of a kind original painting on pine wood. The edges have been painted black and the surface has been coated with a thick layer of clear plastic resin. The resin coating provides a protective high gloss finish. It basically looks like a yummy piece of shiny candy.

Wire has been attached to the back so this is ready to hang right out of the package.
To purchase please order online.

Happy Skankin’!
– Jeff

A Poet, A Bird And One That Eats Coyote

Just finished a mini series of 3 paintings. They are all approximately 4″ x 4″. And here they are…


“Poet Laureate”
$30, plus shipping
order here


“I’m Beaked”
$30, plus shipping
order here


“I Eat Coyote”
$30, plus shipping
order here

The term “series” is used loosely here. In this case it basically means I used the same colors for all three pieces, so they match each other. If I really wanted to nerd out I could make up a story to tie the three paintings together. Something like…

The poet befriended a man that eats coyotes and together they went bird hunting. The coyote eater showed the snobby poet the beauty and pleasure of hunting your own prey to feed your family with. And you know, it really says a lot about American society and how the majority of people are too lazy to befriend others face to face and that we prefer buying cooked chickens at Costco as opposed of shooting down birds on our own for dinner. Something like that.

Two New Mini Paintings

Time To Skip TownTrifecta

I made a couple of new “mini-paintings” this weekend. They are both 4″ x 4″ and $30, plus shipping.

Time To Skip Town
“Time To Skip Town”
order here.

Trifecta
“Trifecta”
order here.

Thanks for looking!
– Jeff

Three New Owl Paintings

Yes, still addicted to owls over here. These three are the latest. All of them are available to purchase from my etsy shop.

Mr. Rager
“Mr. Rager”
4″ x 4″ – mixed media on wood
$30, plus shipping
To purchase, please order online.

Sing Me A Sonnet
“Sing Me A Sonnet”
4″ x 4″ – mixed media on wood
$30, plus shipping
To purchase, please order online.

I Eat Mice
“I Eat Mice”
4″ x 4″ – mixed media on wood
$30, plus shipping
To purchase, please order online.

Thanks for looking!
– Jeff

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