Don’t Sass Me, Bitch!

I love my family. For reals. Without them I wouldn’t be who I am today. If you, too, love your family I hope you have similar texting conversations.

Aaron left the following facebook status update on Saturday:
“The Tiki Room, really?!!! I need Mr. Jack Daniels!”

And honestly, I can totally relate. My favorite thing at Disneyland is the Indiana Jones ride and I try to ride it as many times as possible. I didn’t notice his post until Sunday and as soon as I saw it I thought it best if I text him something.

Me: in the tiki tiki tiki tiki, in the tiki room!
Aaron: Shut up!
Me: it’s a small world after all!
Aaron: Leave me alone I’m driving.
Me: Then don’t write back dumbass.
Accompanied by the following picture.*

I still haven’t heard back from him. Maybe he’s still driving?

* I was sitting in a parked car because I obey the law.


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