I Need To Learn To Put My Foot Down, For Reals
Well shit. I bought a Justin Bieber song last night for Evelyn. She “needed” it for the school talent show. Her and her friends will be doing an awesome baton performance and what better way to do it than to a Bieber song. How did I become such a sucker? If I could go back in time I would say, “Bieber? Hell no, girl! I’m not buying you no Justin Bieber song. You HAVE TO use this if you want my support in the talent show.”
“Or this, but only if you wear a kilt on stage.”
As it turns out I ended up with this.
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Oh, I almost forgot. Evy’s first choice was “Starships” by Nicki Minaj. I have no idea who introduced her to Minaj or why she thought it would be appropriate..what with lines like:
“Have a drink, clink, found the bud light
Bad bitches like me is hard to come by”
as well as:
“And I ain’t paying my rent this month
I owe that
But fuck who you want, and fuck who you like
Dance all ya life there’s no end in sight”
Naturally, I did put my foot down on this one. Where does a 10 year old even come across this stuff? I was shocked. In that sense, I suppose the Bieber song wasn’t such a bad thing. But still, it did cost me $1.29, which is almost an In-N-Out burger.

SO scary.
Axl Rose is gross, but not nearly as gross as Justin Beiber.
It’s just ick all around.
axl rose is a lyrical genius! you’re gross!
Tragic story… Can we lock her up until her brain is properly developed? Make her listen to the Carpenters or something .